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Get Wrecked With a Siren
Cautionary Tales · Stop No. 29

Get Wrecked With a Siren

The playlist is fatal
Era
Homeric, encore performance
Provenance
Straits of poor decisions
Medium
Framed exhibition poster, black field
Edition
Farewell tour edition

Three sirens, one ship, zero survivors with complaints. The lyrics have never been transcribed because every reviewer joined the band. Odysseus heard the full set while tied to the mast and described it as worth it, which his crew, rowing with waxed ears, was not in a position to dispute.

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